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the pale, formless web
There is nothing good about the internet anymore. Only a few years ago, the internet was a realm of golden threads, where most of the important content was hosted on beautifully-designed personal webpages (by someone with an actual web design skill, not by someone who was just “web-savvy,” and/or thought that the customizing options provided by WordPress are an adequate substitute for anything like true design skills). The text was often formatted in interesting ways, or completely unusable in ways that provided their own kind of magic (in the olden days before IE6, the “page loads but none of the text is actually visible” was called a “heroic failure”). The news was found in specialized portals, scrapbooks, and in-depth breakdowns that were at least as entertaining as the news itself, and the form of the text was tailored to what it was about. Conversations existed on Livejournal, where the visual layout of the post encouraged your eyes to linger on one part of the page after another and move around in a particular rhythm. And there were communities of people who built some really weird stuff together. I used to browse Area51 or Argumate’s room in Everything2 for hours.
Something happened. We aren’t quite sure what yet, although some of us can tell the story backward, from what we see now to what we recall was once there. The stages are recognizable. First, the inability to control the content you see – which could be fought back against to some degree in the “golden threads” by using the browser’s little-known “block this site” function – grew to the point where the only way to make the internet work was to abandon actual web pages in favor of an endless, pale, formless web. The text has all become either evenly-spaced clumps of letters or oddly-spaced blocks of non-interlinkable letters. It is no longer formatted for what it is about; in fact, since webpages ceased to exist, there’s no one thing it is “about.” Instead it’s a pile of unrelated comments that update whenever the article updates. All the interesting portals and websites have been transformed into cake-cutting sites, where the “headlines” are algorithmically designed to maximize your “engagement” with the headline’s “sphere of influence,” and the little clumps of text in the “comments” sections can be at least crudely navigated like the strange corridors of a genre-defying cyberpunk text game, but they don’t, actually, lead anywhere real. You can’t click on that one link that has something you’d really like to see, since no one has written about it, and the site has no tags. So you don’t look.
You can leave. There are plenty of other “alternative” pages out there, as there always have been. But you have to leave the world that you are trying to use the internet for, and enter a “better” world that, though it may have better content, is all the more boring for its artificiality.
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